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Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.

We all know kitties are crazy for cheezburgers. Did you also know that they sneak onto your computer at night to look at our sites? It's true!

I don't know what sort of evil trickery was used to make these cups but I want that kind of magic in my life.

Now that's a camp Where I'd like to spend my summer vacation.

Pour some milk in these strange looking bowls, and a cute animal shows up. Not just cats either.

Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.

Next time I move homes I want a cake in the shape of my new house. There must be something symbolic about eating a replica of your home. What could it mean?

There can never be enough love for my favorite rainbow-farting pop tart!

Now I have an even better reason to not eat tofu. Could you eat that face?

It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!

My brother-in-law is obsessed with itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny things. I think he needs a widdle bitty kitty to round out his collection.

I for one welcome our dancing feline robot overlords.

You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.