cat

There are few things better than a white cat with mismatched eyes. My iPhone agrees!

The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...

while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.

For my birthday in 2nd grade my best friend gave me a Garfield book that involved a tropical island and sacrificing a woman to the volcano to please the gods and when Garfield decided to try to throw Odie into the volcano instead I thought he was so hilariously clever! Has Garfield ever really been funny? I doubt it. He sure does look good in fondant!

I'm just gonna sleep for a few minutes, promise. This sunbeam isn't going to nap in itself.

Soon, I can has a jaunty little tune whenever I make an exit.

Show the world what's going through your head 24 hours a day.

Admit it, you'd rather watch me than television anyway.

Alright all you Sailor Moon lovers, commence squealing in delight!

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Just try not to think about the fact that the rainbow is pretty much cat poop.

I like to imagine that while I'm at work all day my cats put on glasses and read challenging Russian literature while smoking pipes and sipping on brandy.