It's a good thing sushi doesn't purr or I'd just empty these into my purse to cuddle with later and be done with it.
For my birthday in 2nd grade my best friend gave me a Garfield book that involved a tropical island and sacrificing a woman to the volcano to please the gods and when Garfield decided to try to throw Odie into the volcano instead I thought he was so hilariously clever! Has Garfield ever really been funny? I doubt it. He sure does look good in fondant!