These cards have sassy characters on them with hideous expanses of blank white skin just screaming to be tattooed by you! Get on it!
Kitties may seem aloof and standoffish, but they really do love you. They'll just tell you from afar.
A classier kind of "hang in there" for modern times.
Robots are appropriate for any occasion. They are neutral but friendly so you can use this card for birthdays, get well soon, congratulations on your new baby, good luck on your exams, anything!
Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.
I'm happy I haz you.
Available at: MimosaCards http://www.etsy.com/listing/57201344/cheeseburger-cat-im-happy-i-haz-you-set ($12 for a set of 10)
Sometimes you have complicated feelings to express and the only thing you can think of to convey said feelings is a hamster dressed as a lumberjack. Go with your gut.