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Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.

It's about time to start thinking about the holidays! Just a little, just a hint. Let's start warming that grinchy heart.

Every one of my love bugs is unique and special.

These cards have sassy characters on them with hideous expanses of blank white skin just screaming to be tattooed by you! Get on it!

Robots are appropriate for any occasion. They are neutral but friendly so you can use this card for birthdays, get well soon, congratulations on your new baby, good luck on your exams, anything!

What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.

Sometimes you have complicated feelings to express and the only thing you can think of to convey said feelings is a hamster dressed as a lumberjack. Go with your gut.

Romance isn't all about red roses and rhyming couplets, it's also evident in our more logical passions. Tesla really charges me up.

If I got one of these cards my day would certainly be brightened. What a cheery little crew of friends! Thanks anonymous future friend for sending me a note!

All the fun of nesting dolls without the anal attention to detail when trying to line up the pattern along the seams!

Kitties may seem aloof and standoffish, but they really do love you. They'll just tell you from afar.

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your yard decorations don't get destroyed by zombies!

A classier kind of "hang in there" for modern times.