cake

Next time I move homes I want a cake in the shape of my new house. There must be something symbolic about eating a replica of your home. What could it mean?

I love a good culinary "gotcha" every now and again. This one is especially well executed with the matching saucer and the doily and the little floating marshmallows. I know I'd be fooled and delighted!

Another step towards a life lived with nothing but Hello Kitty products everywhere.

This junky cake looks amazing. I hope all these ingredients visit my house while I'm at work today and make themselves into a cake before I get home.

I love Muppets, I love Animal, I love the Muppets version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas," but why is Animal sitting by this cake? Christmas mysteries!

Really though. REALLY. Who could eat this?!

I tried to be haughty about desserts in jars and how it's such an obnoxious fad like taxidermy in bars and guys who ride bikes and grow beards. But then I had an amazing goat cheese and berry mousse in a jar and changed my mind. Put it all in a jar! All of it! I take it back! Jars are charming and it could probably be scientifically proven that they make food taste 25% better.

A cake covered in stereotypes is still delicious, right?

Ladybugs are welcome at my picnic. Just as long as there are only a few of them. Ever seen an infestation of ladybugs? They're adorable on their own but thousands is incredibly disturbing.

I could watch chocolate melt all day. Thank you internets for this.

Yaaaaaay! We get to go SWIMMING! We LOVE swimming! Tea pool, tea pool, our faaaaavorite! Thanks so much for the ride to the pool!

Even those of us with minimal sewing skills (ahem, yours truly) can manage to stitch a few pieces of felt together. Pretty much anyone can get in on the DIY scene, you gotta start somewhere!

I don't know if I'd like to taste a rainbow that a cat has been pooping, but in frosting form that's just fine.

I vant to raise your blood sugar!

That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.