Are you so addicted to Fruit Ninja that you find yourself swiping at your real life fruit with your fingers to cut it in half? We understand.
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
Longcat and Tacgnol are now battling over who gets to keep your neck warm and toasty in the winter.
My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?
You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
This cake is like the edible version of an old-fashioned sound-stage musical number filmed with sweeping crane shots.
Let's just stick with the cows, okay boys?