You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
I don't know if I could resist decorating a blank white tree. Such restraint, such fanaticism!
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
Aww, she can even make hipsters lovable.
Here, let me serve you.
I'm sure there's a way to make a drinking game out of watching Doctor Who. Make sure to have plenty of ice on hand.
It's a shame you can't eat a scarf, but at least now you have a scarf that looks cute even when you're not wearing it!
He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.
Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand
Well, the cat stopped scratching the couch. Of course now he spends all night working on his caterwauling remix album.
I didn't think here was a better way to eat a whole peach than just raw and juicy. But now, NOW! I've found a new favorite way to enjoy the best fruit!
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!
He's sad because you won't join him for green eggs and ham.
This time, instead of the caterpillar eating through all the foods, you'll be eating through all the caterpillar!