If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.
Uglydolls are so ugly and so cute and so cuddly. They like the rain, let them protect you from it!
This is the cutest, geekiest idea for Valentine's Day! Get one with your sweetie!
There can never be enough love for my favorite rainbow-farting pop tart!
He looks totally honorable, doesn't he?
You guys, there is so much pun over here!
I wish my breakfast could be this cute every day. Kitty cakes! Kitty coffee! Cute cute cute!
Maybe not the best advice overall in the long run, but here and there, not a bad idea.
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
Let's just stick with the cows, okay boys?
Who you callin' Baby, baby?
This beer is just super!
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
Not as annoying but just as cute as the real Navi.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.