It's in the bag. No seriously look it's in the bag. We don't have it physically, but it is there. However you consider it, the bag is definitely what the cat came out of. So reach into your bag of tricks and make some room for even more hilarious bag humor.
My folding shopping bag is brown and ugly and when it's all stuffed into it's pouch it just looks like a lump of garbage. It would be nice to go through the self check-out at the grocery store and not be embarrassed by the weird bunchy brown thing in my purse.