My kit includes 14 shades of lipgloss, half a pack of gum, some bar receipts, $4.36 in loose change, broken sunglasses and a scarf. That should keep me safe!
It's in the bag. No seriously look it's in the bag. We don't have it physically, but it is there. However you consider it, the bag is definitely what the cat came out of. So reach into your bag of tricks and make some room for even more hilarious bag humor.