Do your documents love you or love you not?
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
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Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Via Lil Sugar
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!