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Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
It may seem a little cruel to shut this poor little guy's tail in a book, but he doesn't mind. It's what he's there for.
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