I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
These cute little sticky notes sell for $3.50 at Nothing Elegant.
Available at: Papire http://papire.tumblr.com/post/490921155/animal-index-markers-designs-bear-dog ($1.80)
Via Lil Sugar
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Available at: Rakuten http://en.item.rakuten.com/wich/kittyscope/ ($21.36)
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!