When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
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He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
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If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
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Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?