Do you ever wish your ponies were more adept at underwater undertakings? Wish granted!
Most of the pigeons around here have mangled feet. This is surprisingly accurate!
Rock your tunes while remaining Hello Kitty chic!
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.
I'm gonna get one for my iPhone just to mess with people.
I'm stuffed but this shrimp scampi was so good I want to just wrap it around my neck like a scarf.
I can't help imagining that it would be so awesome to bury my nose in these squishy sundaes and sleep in a pile of them. So sweet!
Even a badass bounty hunter neds to keep his ears warm.
Statistics have never been so squee!