Knitted

Most of the pigeons around here have mangled feet. This is surprisingly accurate!

This may not be the wisest headwear but it sure looks snazzy!

Just don't let your real cat get a hold of this little guy. Under the fridge he goes!

If I understand correctly, you should be able to leave your purse at home when you wear these because you can pack them full of everything you need.

There's nothing better than a traditional, cozy cable-knit sweater. Even a snowman can agree.

Sliding around on hardwood floors just got way more strategic.

It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?

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My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.

Available at Mochimochi Land http://mochimochiland.com/shop/boo-pattern/ ($5)

Rock your tunes while remaining Hello Kitty chic!

Available at: Diesel Sweeties http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/plush-all-hu-mans-red-robot-squishable ($34)

Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.