Knitted

With enough knitted snakes you could have a Medusa-inspired scarf of softness and evil.

Kitty, the parts of your face are in the wrong place but your colors are stunning. I'll allow your cuteness.

Don't you hate it when your calves get cold and chafed from your rubber boots rubbing and not fitting right? Hey look! Knit cute little cuffs to go around the tops and all your problems are solved! Thank goodness, that was really bugging me.

Available at: Spoon Sisters http://www.spoonsisters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&ProductCode=72701-1&CategoryCode=1023000&ProductCount=0 ($36) Via: Gizmodiva http://www.gizmodiva.com/fashion/boottopperkitaddswarmthtoyourlegs.php

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Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.

I'm stuffed but this shrimp scampi was so good I want to just wrap it around my neck like a scarf.

A gymnast made of yarn would totally win, so flexible!

It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?

This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!

Available at Mochimochi Land http://mochimochiland.com/shop/boo-pattern/ ($5)

If I understand correctly, you should be able to leave your purse at home when you wear these because you can pack them full of everything you need.

Just don't let your real cat get a hold of this little guy. Under the fridge he goes!