soldier

No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...

Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.

Oh THAT one... National Spelling Bee 1941!

pooped the bed

So that one smells like C4?

Lazy Ass!!

TANKITY TANKITY TANK! PEW!! PEW!! PEW!!

Gentlemen...to the Denny's.

Yep...protect the head. That's the most important part...

Home Away

Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.

Wish I'd brought my musket with me now. I have a feeling "parr-rum-pa-pum-pum" just isn't going to cut it!