That's all very well and good; but when I asked to see your references I kind of meant a resume or something like that...
Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes Laughing increases life by 10 minutes A laughing Smoker never dies.
I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.
SMS. Steampunk style.
now. i'll ask you again...did you break mommy's vase?
Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
When paw plows the south forty, He PLOWS the south forty.
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
The multitudes observe the rotation of my conveyance and myself astride...