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brb going to mordor
BACK THAT ASS UP
It's from the owner of a gloomy old house in the middle of nowhere, offering you the job of governess to two vaguely sinister children. What could possibly go wrong?
Ya know boss, dat's real cute, but callin' yous Teddy Bear Bandini ain't gonna be easy...
Yes, but how do we get it on a ring?
Vasectomies... not much has changed
Check Thy Soul Before Thou Wreck Thy Soul
Go ahead: crack another PMS joke.