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Apple's first invention

I really do feel bad Hannah, but you know better than to invite a rodent to our tea parties. I suppose. But it's just plain rude to eat a guest. Sweetie, he didn't mean to.

When paw plows the south forty, He PLOWS the south forty.

"From the bite radius we can determine that the kitten is approximately forty feet tall, which means it's probably in the Maine Coon family."

Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.

Sir, please pay the toll.

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