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Your mother leaned on it, that's what happened !

Typewriting while driving

Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes Laughing increases life by 10 minutes A laughing Smoker never dies.

Long ago, Psychologists used a different method to help people get things off of their chest

and then just close your Adolescence Avoidance Module 3000 until their 18th birthday! Teenage problem years are a thing of the past!

Yeah, I'll wait for the next train

What do you mean, the Sarlac is out to lunch?

What are the rules on re-gifting? Same old severed head