I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.
You need to be quiet and go to sleep. You're not my real mom.
"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."
YEP...YOU'VE BEEN BROWNNOSING AGAIN!
If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!
Parenting demands creative solutions to everyday problems
Nap time? I don't think so.
Wicked rims old man I'm rolling on dubs young lady
What do you mean you want to go 'up' on me?
SCHOOL BULLIES KNEW NOT TO MESS WITH ABIGAIL.
Hi, are you the new models for the fashion show?
Being blind, Timmy quickly lost interest.