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Aren't I a little young for an "arranged marriage," Mother? Hush, child. He's even younger THAN YOU. But his diaper isn't the only thing that's LOADED...

TIME TO NUKE THE FRIDGE.

You should have blamed the cat, like I said.

As little Thomas walked away, every time he turned around, the cat was a few steps closer.

Ah, the '50s...when kids could just be kids without all the peer pressure and social stigma.

You'll rot your brain out... Oh no! The classic defense! You'll rot your brain out...You'll rot your brain out...