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Why dad lost custody.

The AT-4 DRAGON because BB guns are damn near useless.

Petty Officer Jackson decides to surprise his wife with a non-traditional souvenir.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.

You'll rot your brain out... Oh no! The classic defense! You'll rot your brain out...You'll rot your brain out...

Bobby knew it would take a while to save up the 500 box tops from Sugar-Os cereal, but he knew it would be worth it.

You wanna know somethin'? Ya mess with the wrong kid... you get buried in the sandbox.

But soon the seeds were gone, and Janey was never seen again.

Being blind, Timmy quickly lost interest.

'MERICA the only country that regulates alcohol more than guns.

Wicked rims old man I'm rolling on dubs young lady

We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.