I haz a grumpy.
Why dad lost custody.
Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.
Petty Officer Jackson decides to surprise his wife with a non-traditional souvenir.
DIAPERS Dad never did figure out how to put one on correctly.
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