MSG Makes Everything Taste Better!
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
INVENTORS THROUGH HISTORY Sarah B. Trojan, inventor of the condom.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....
Alas, if Lord Grenley and I had used a little Trojan then, we wouldn't have to feed the little Trojan now