Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.
Alas, if Lord Grenley and I had used a little Trojan then, we wouldn't have to feed the little Trojan now
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Here's the plan: I kick dad in the nuts, Sue gets the video, and Mom, you put it on YouTube.
A simpler time, when horniness superseded child safety.
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.