Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!
now. i'll ask you again...did you break mommy's vase?
Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.
Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
a day at the beach: Dad, Amy, Sue, Mom, Elsa, and Elsa's lunch.
Pavlov was a beginner compared to Alice.
abandonment its the way of the future