OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....
Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
now. i'll ask you again...did you break mommy's vase?
Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.