INVENTORS THROUGH HISTORY Sarah B. Trojan, inventor of the condom.
MSG Makes Everything Taste Better!
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.
Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
Here's the plan: I kick dad in the nuts, Sue gets the video, and Mom, you put it on YouTube.
a day at the beach: Dad, Amy, Sue, Mom, Elsa, and Elsa's lunch.
OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....