Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.