Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.