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drunk god jesus mystery platypus - 6288116224
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

beer blame dad daughter dogs drunk fridge girl - 6286591744
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

bar drink drunk mouth snake woman wtf - 6370959360
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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

aftermath drunk Party robot - 6393287424
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Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.

Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.