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beer blame dad daughter dogs drunk fridge girl - 6286591744
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

ancient drunk Grandpa greece socrates - 4155513344
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Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

drunk historic lols rose wine woman yellow - 6362181376
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Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

bar drink drunk mouth snake woman wtf - 6370959360
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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

drunk god jesus mystery platypus - 6288116224
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.