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drink drunk historic lols man sloshed - 6382828800
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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

aftermath drunk Party robot - 6393287424
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Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.

Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.

ancient drunk Grandpa greece socrates - 4155513344
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Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.

When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

OMG! SHUT UP!

beer blame dad daughter dogs drunk fridge girl - 6286591744
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

drunk god jesus mystery platypus - 6288116224
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

drunk historic lols rose wine woman yellow - 6362181376
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Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.