Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.