Little Bobby's Drunk Again
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.