Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.