Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
Little Bobby's Drunk Again
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.