FRUIT STRIPE GUM: EARLY AD CAMPAIGN
You seem to have a bad case of LOL...
One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
Slang terms don't often translate well into other languages and cultures.
Going postal...hogwarts style
Now remember your motivation here, you are yearning for your native African savannah.
Marcus! Stop trying to rub the dog's privates with your foot! LOL!