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EMILY! How many times have I told you NOT to play with your food??? sigh, yes mum.

Going postal...hogwarts style

Communism now with complimentary oversized pictures of Stalin... and free puppies.

SMS. Steampunk style.

BLAST! The picnic is ruined. Quickly, put the lid on the raspberry jam! PUT THE LID ON THE RASPBERRY JAM!! OH LORD IT'S ATTRACTING MORE OF THEM!!! BLAST IT ALL!!

I really do feel bad Hannah, but you know better than to invite a rodent to our tea parties. I suppose. But it's just plain rude to eat a guest. Sweetie, he didn't mean to.

your mother and i are very disappointed in you...