When your groom is this good at zombie makeup, you put those talents to good use!
The couple that slays together, stays together
"Well I told you we would be getting exercise today."
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
it's a FRAKKING ZOMBIE WEDDING
Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
Their love will keep them safe, don't worry.