I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!

Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!

We consider this to be our main wedding cake from our wedding in 2009. Went through a family bakery, looks kind of eh, but it was red velvet with cream cheese icing. Yes... It was delightful. The whole reception was comic book themed.

You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.