Well, from the bored looks on their faces you'd think Pumpkinhead attacked every couple at their wedding.
Their love will keep them safe, don't worry.
"Til death do us part" is for people who don't know the true meaning of commitment.
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
it's a FRAKKING ZOMBIE WEDDING
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