it's a FRAKKING ZOMBIE WEDDING
Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
Liket says: "This is our Zombie/Seattle themed wedding cake from October 26, 2012. The blue-haired bride made the toppers and there are skeleton cameos of the bride and groom on the bottom, red velvet tier."
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
"Til death do us part" is for people who don't know the true meaning of commitment.