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Via: Vulture
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Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!

Via: MSNBC
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Aim for the head, that's the only way to stop them.

Via: The Rich and Famous
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You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.

Via: When Geeks Wed
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"Til death do us part" is for people who don't know the true meaning of commitment.