When You Wish Upon a Ring

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When You Wish Upon a Ring
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When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!

Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust

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Ladies, Cast Off Your Rings in Disgust
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Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.

The Right Owl for the Job

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The Right Owl for the Job
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Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.

"You Have The Portal to My Heart"

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"You Have The Portal to My Heart"
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Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!