More music humor over at Music FAILS!

And nary a portal shall ever separate them.

When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!

Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.

Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.

I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.