Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
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And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
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