Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Check out these wedding bands by Sakurako Shimizu. They are molded into a waveform representation of your partner's voice recorded saying "I do," or any phrase you choose. A very cool and unorthodox idea!
Honestly, if you're even considering this kind of thing... you've got issues.
More music humor over at Music FAILS!
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
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