Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
Oh Tiny Spiderman, did you hollow out the cake? You rascal!
Not sari about posting this one! (I know, I know, try not to hurt yourself laughing or anything...)