Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!

This is the cake from the wedding of Scott Everhart and Jason Welker, who planned their wedding to coincide with yesterday's release of Astonishing X-Men #51 in which Northstar marries his partner Kyle.

More cake?

Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!

They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!

Oh Tiny Spiderman, did you hollow out the cake? You rascal!

Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.

It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.