It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Oh Tiny Spiderman, did you hollow out the cake? You rascal!