My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?
If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.