Honestly, stop messing around. This is a sacred day, what is wrong with you?

No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!

Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.

Everyone come dressed as their favorite childhood teddy!

If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.

This explains everything.

If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.