Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
From Submitter Kiwibeandip:
This what happens when your dad gets bored at the wedding dress fitting and mom is around the corner.
Just proves the old adage, "every bride is beautiful!"
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Honestly, stop messing around. This is a sacred day, what is wrong with you?