Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.