If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
From Submitter Kiwibeandip:
This what happens when your dad gets bored at the wedding dress fitting and mom is around the corner.
Just proves the old adage, "every bride is beautiful!"
Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!