When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.