Married-At-Arms

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Married-At-Arms
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National Guard Staff Sergeant Fred Herzfeldt proposes to his girlfriend JoAn Vargas with no words, just silence, a ring, and a sign.

"Silence is golden," indeed!

The Convention of Marriage

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The Convention of Marriage
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Congrats to Bradley and Laura and may their free-market love last for all eternity!

How Not to Propose

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How Not to Propose
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Faking your own death in an elaborate car crash only to spring up and propose will not garner favor with many ladies. You got reeeeeal lucky, punk.