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A man named Mike Duerksen live-tweeted a 12-hour date with his girlfriend leading up to his proposal to her at the end. That's right, he spent a large chunk of a day that might otherwise be intimate blabbing about their every move to a bunch of strangers on the internet. He even tried to make it a trending hashtag under the handle #mikeproposes. How presh!
The twist? It turns out the true love of Mike's life is... himself.
The bonk over the head with the cardboard axe was perfect.
Surprise! You're getting married today!