Men of the world, please find out if being proposed to in front of an entire basketball stadium is something the object of your affection would like or not BEFORE you attempt it. Seriously, that was cringeworthy.
Let's hope not too many golfers witnessed this little spill.
Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.
This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.