Oh Mom, You Are Drunk

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Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.

Reality Rolls In

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Reality Rolls In
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Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.

Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Advanced Dance Technique

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Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.

The End of the Party

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World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.

My Favorite Mistake

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Speech disaster or comedic genius? (Definitely the latter!)