The Flower Girl Conspiracy

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Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.

Calm Yourself, Man

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Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.

Embarrassing Entrances

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My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!

Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer