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Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
Scenario 1: He dropped the cake.
Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.
I prefer the second one.
No, no I don't believe she will appreciate the sentiment.
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