You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.
MORE MOTORCYCLE! Vrrrroooooooooooom.
Wait a minute guys, we need him for this wedding. He's the groom...
World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.