Ladies, let's stick up for each other here.
Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
It appears the person on the right tried a bit too hard. Evidence? Note the rip in his pants. A+ for effort.
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.