Embarrassing Entrances

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My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!

Calm Yourself, Man

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Calm Yourself, Man
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Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.

Oh Mom, You Are Drunk

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Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.

The Problem With Vintage

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The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...

Bride Slided

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Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."

Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Handling Things With Grace

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She gets dropped by the guy and totally flashes the camera and yet maintains her composure entirely. But then again, it really is he who should be embarrassed for dropping such a petite girl...