Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.
Let's hope not too many golfers witnessed this little spill.