You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.
Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else
Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer
Mali says: "At the end of our lovely, but long, ceremony in the College Chapel, Trinity College Dublin, my new husband and I were very ready to go get a drink, all we had to do was wait for Kevin the organist to play the last song. We had already been standing at the top of the steps for a fair few minutes when the video begins, and everyone was aware that something had gone wrong."
Oops! Good thing Kevin got the message in the end!