We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Awww how cu--OH GOD GET OUT OF THE TANK!
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...