WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.