Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?