Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...