WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.