Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Awww how cu--OH GOD GET OUT OF THE TANK!
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.