Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?

If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.

Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.

WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!

Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."

You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...