Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Awww how cu--OH GOD GET OUT OF THE TANK!
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?