Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
Awww how cu--OH GOD GET OUT OF THE TANK!
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!