We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
Hahaha, have to admit I saw it this way too.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!