I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!
This is a serious affair.
I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!