Best to Be Brepared

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guns,zombie,duel,pistols
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"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."

Parental Caution: Explicit Lyrics

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When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

Shotgun Wedding

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guns,shotgun,wedding party
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I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

No Witnesses

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bridesmaids,funny wedding photos,guns,KISS
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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

Double-Shotgun Wedding

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bride,father of the bride,funny wedding photos,guns,shotguns
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Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/