Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.