No Witnesses

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bridesmaids,funny wedding photos,guns,KISS
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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

The Groom Wore White

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africa,bride,cinema,funny wedding photos,guns,johnny mad dog,men,movies
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Honestly, I would not have gone with a strapless gown if I were him.

Actually this is a still from Johnny Mad Dog, a film about child soldiers in Africa by Jean-Stephane Sauvaire. Some pretty dark subject matter, but the picture is a bit funny out of context.

Words Fail Me

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funny wedding photos,grom,Groomsmen,guns,shotgun
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I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

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