Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!

No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

This is a serious affair.

Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.