Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/
Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!
This is a serious affair.
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."