Words Fail Me

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Words Fail Me
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I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

Best to Be Brepared

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Best to Be Brepared
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"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."

Shotgun Weddings to the Extreme

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Shotgun Weddings to the Extreme
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Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

Double-Shotgun Wedding

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Double-Shotgun Wedding
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Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/