Don't Come Near Me

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Don't Come Near Me
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Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

Words Fail Me

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Words Fail Me
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I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

Shotgun Weddings to the Extreme

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Shotgun Weddings to the Extreme
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Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

Almost Threatening

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Almost Threatening
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Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.