Don't Come Near Me

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Don't Come Near Me
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Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

Shotgun Weddings to the Extreme

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Shotgun Weddings to the Extreme
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Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

Double-Shotgun Wedding

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Double-Shotgun Wedding
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Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/