I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do."
Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/
This is a serious affair.
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