Zombie Apocalypse Engagement Photos

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No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!

No Witnesses

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These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

Parental Caution: Explicit Lyrics

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When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

Double-Shotgun Wedding

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Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

Don't Come Near Me

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Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.