Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
... They have to wear comically oversized shades! Or else I'm just really out of touch and these are what all the kids are wearing to Bonaroo.
HERE'S WHERE I MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CANADIANS LOVING HOCKEY
Phew, glad we got that over with. Very cute, and coming from someone who struggles just to stay vertical on ice skates, bravo sirs and ladies!