My groom went all Matrix on me trying to get away from cake in the face.

Well obviously he pulled that move on you. After all, he's THE ONE.

During our engagement photo session the photographer said, "let's try a serious one." I think we hit the nail on the head.

You hit the nail on the head and then the nail felt like it had disappointed you in some way. Then it went off to think about what it had done.

This explains everything.

The Photographer asked for a silly photo and this is what they gave her.

They gave her a savage parasol beating?! I mean, I've heard of people not wanting to cooperate with the photographer but brutality is not the answer!

It has no place in Victorian society! But history be damned!

I like this wedding already.

Composed on the outside, boiling over with passion on the inside.