The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.
Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere
Good to know that although Justin Bieber has apparently grown a few inches and gained a few pounds since meeting the girl of this dreams (NOT Selena Gomez?!), he hasn't lost his cherubic voice or poppin' fresh moves.
We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.