I knew he was like this when I said "yes"... :)
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Just, don't be that guy.
He's on the phone! She's trying to walk away but he's stepping on her dress! They're on a boat! Oh boy, convoluted twee!
Thank goodness he showed up, we couldn't find the cake knife.
"My husband photographed a friend's wedding. The bride and groom met at aikido class, so they did a little bit of light sparring after the ceremony with friends."