Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
"You may now eat the bride's face off."
My friend's wedding just happened to be on the same day as our local Zombie Walk. (Please note the bridal party being consumed in the background. Also, a Zombie Banana)
Photo of us taking a picture at the alter with my cellphone.
You're not officially married until Facebook says so.